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… order. (Rewind to 2019.)I’m a faux Emerald — When I divorced Green(e), I picked a brighter shade.I dubbed my ex “inchworm” — an exaggeration by half.
Elizabeth Emerald
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😂😂 you’re hilarious!!! You absolutely should do standup!!!!
Wife, mother, teacher, people/music lover and writer: sharing bits of her soul one story at a time.
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