You have official won the internet today with this piece, the laughs, and this paragraph!!

I know I’m just speaking for myself, but I’d rather crawl on my stomach butt-naked through a field invested with fire ants, followed by rolling down a hill of throne bushes, and then lather myself in honey and jump into a cave of starving bears than watch any donald trump ads.
Where’s the Mute Button? The Agony of American Television Commercials
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