You have better conversations by phantom phone calls than we do with real people

Oh man, Mike -- the laughter is just gold.

Seriously - someone needs to pay you for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you always been like this? Did people in your school tell you you are funny as shit? Was it ever a possibility to be a comedian?

Don't get me wrong - you are a brilliant writer - I love every word of it! But your mind sees the comedy in every living and you can make skits for hours and people -- I WOULD pay money for that!!!!!