That’s cuz they ain’t getting any!

Can’t you just see the Puritans of the Religious Right scrutinizing the whole ‘unfortunate incident’ with their stopwatches at the ready? Sitting under the magnolia tree and laughing? Who knows, maybe they were channeling Anita Bryant. …
The Blessing of Perfect Breasts and Other Songs in the Key of Boob
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Debra G. Harman
Natalie
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Dec 11, 2022
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That’s cuz they ain’t getting any! So they have to Huss and fuss over stupid shit like this as if we all don’t know they are the first DYING to see her breasts! Oh such idiots…
Sorry but this crap annoys me—
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