Thanks for keeping those of us in the dark of "the latest and greatest in the dating world" up to date - yikes, not easy but different versions of these always existed just looked different without the technology. Now I can only imagine it's on mass scale - and that has to be quite maddening and hurtful. I for one know I don't have that thick skin you wisely mentioned!

But SO holding out for a positive happy ending for you - so thanks for the fun read, hope you'll keep sharing in your one-of-a-kind fun humor! Cheers and happy dating -- btw - way to point blank ask them:

so how's now a good time but two months ago you fell off the planet??!!! I'd LOVE to read how they wiggle for some creative answers!!! ;-)