rofl....you r too funny....im sure in the right hands it is delightful!!! 🤣

I sped behind the hairy brute. He could hurt himself with that thing. I dare say any normal human could hurt themselves with it too. Too late, he slithered through the opening and headed for the front lawn. Thankfully, the yard was…
I’m so sorry, my dog ate your dildo.
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rofl....you r too funny....im sure in the right hands it is delightful!!! 🤣
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Wife, mother, teacher, people/music lover and writer: sharing bits of her soul one story at a time.
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