Please write more anticlickbaity titles - as they are going to be the only ones I can click on for the best laughs ever! ;-)

Glad you still have your wife! 😊🙃

PS

(one of the comments in this post says:)

"Your piece is like a hidden treasure waiting to be discovered. It's a refreshing departure from expectations, inviting readers on a journey of curiosity and wonder. Keep exploring these uncharted literary paths! 🌟"

which is 1000% hilarious considering the content of this piece ----I wonder if people know that people are using bots and AI to write comments - and I just feel you would do tremendous justice with your amazing sense of humor to these comments in another article..

so if you can - I would love to read your satire about such responses to your humor pieces! 😜