…She just advertise them as being “artisanal.” “Locally-sourced”, “small batch”, and “hand-crafted.” Made from “free-range rubber” and “organic benzene.” And priced them accordingly, each dip costing about as much as a Starbucks venti non-fat white cho…
The Passing of a Love Glove Game-Changer
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