Man no kidding what the heck are those things for???

…ade in any event. I said it should just be a matter of time before I completely accept the fact that I’m as useless as those idiotic plastic eyelashes people put over their car headlights. Once I do that, I’ll be mindlessly cavorting with all the other senior miscreants around here.
Just Dancing Through Retirement
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Man no kidding what the heck are those things for??? I mean if headlights are no supposed to get dirty then what is?? 

And no—I don’t think you’re useless at all…

But this line was too funny to pass up….
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