LOL...you're awesome! I know I need to be completely engrossed in compassion that you've been put through this -- but your humorous tone overcomes and one can't help but laugh!

Oh man -- sounds like you have stories and stories...I am sorry that you've gone through all of these, but you are not only an entertaining writer but gifted to remind us all as parents of what effect we do have on our children.

(back to the story!)...