LOL - loved this. Look I just need to tell you -- I'll always read your incredibly funny stories - and each time, just expect the random comment with laughing face, because I can't help it and it makes me laugh so much - so just carry on, ignore those comments, it gives me joy to let you know: you are such a damn funny writer!!!!!!!!

Go write a book or 2 or 3!!! What are you waiting for? (and yes I just went and did a search before you corrected me and said, um nat - been there done that!!!!) 😁 -- have an awesome week!

(back in the day - the only way to start an oven was lighting the pilot with a match...till today - I remember holding that match and going in and imagining this flame consuming my face! ugh - igniting is scary - you made me laugh so much!)