LOL - love that you're using your creativity well to deal with the frustration we all have/had...
I've let go, I believe. But it took a lot of "self-therapy"...and here's what it did:
I won't trust any future "change" ...
I think they should have said - we are going to "try"something - but reserve right to make changes depending on how it goes - and leave it at that.
The big announcement is what made is to official and made us all believers.
It has to do with a deception and false hope - that's it. It' a lesson for us all - mostly them, I hope. I hope it makes them understand how to better implement something like this...I have a feeling this won't be the last, "let's try this..."
and that's why I think Buster said --- it's a work in progress.
Anyhow! thanks for sharing with us!