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My pregnancy hormones launched me all the way to the Kuiper Belt. My boobs exploded by several sizes — a boobsplosion, if you will — or twin supernovas, for the astronomically inclined. I got stretch marks where smooth skin had been. Not only did my nipples change from Plutos to Satur…
Lindy Vogel
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I’ve laughed several times already and this is a gem 😂😂😂
Wife, mother, teacher, people/music lover and writer: sharing bits of her soul one story at a time.
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