I'm dying...😂😂

…perfect score for artistic expression — and was called “Marco Polo” for the rest of the conference. Ted Cruz cheated, of course. He taped Velcro to the pole and his inner thighs to give himself some extra grip. Far from helping, the Velcro yanked the short ‘n curlies out of his crotch. Chris Christie fared w…
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Natalie
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Aug 17, 2022
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I'm dying...😂😂
although I'm still laughing from the lines 6-7 above....🤣😆
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Wife, mother, teacher, people/music lover and writer: sharing bits of her soul one story at a time.
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