Here you go:
“If you are a nude museum golem, all good, we know you have no wig. You won’t even wiggle. Certified! Otherwise, if you have hair, we don’t want to swim in your fake ones. Get rid of them or cut them down!”
Or maybe I missed the joke which is entirely more possible!! 🤪😉😂
Written by Natalie
Wife, mother, teacher, people/music lover and writer: sharing bits of her soul one story at a time.