Brandon - I swear if this doesn't go viral - people don't know the gem of laughter that awaits them!

If you titled this something like this line : I opted not for a blow job bc of the mysterious man downstairs, or the pitter-patter of little feet, but mostly it was the fact that I was not attracted to the Rat King. --

I'm telling you -- thousands of reads!!!!!!

Thanks for the entertainment! Excellent writing!!