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…ls him he needs to drop some weight, dress better, lose the bald spot, and somehow get interesting. He can still get lucky tonight, she says, but only if he wears a paper bag over his head during sex. Oh, and if she wears one too, in case his falls off. This assumes that, if it’s a first date, she doesn’t ditch him before it starts. Leelanau women use…
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
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